Classic Music Gear

Rising Storm has a nice overview of some classic music gear from the 60s and 70s. Now, whenever I mention the Rhodes, I have a website for good example recordings. Points for well-known and chestnut example recordings of each instrument/effect. Triple bonus points for mention of the Tannerin (A.K.A. Electro-Theremin), which is the actual instrument featured on “Good Vibrations” (and other classic Beach Boys recordings), not the Theremin (a common misconception).

Presidential Word Counts

It’s conference submission season around our department, so I am very sensitive to word counts. I noticed during the primary that Obama’s website featured lengthy policy documents in PDF format, whereas McCain and Clinton had much skimpier policy positions on their respective sites. The goal of this study was to see if there were actual differences in the quantity of information provided by the two major party candidates for president.

METHOD
I selected seven issues that are commonly discussed and/or I (and many Americans during this election) feel are important in this election. I did a word count the two campaigns provide on their websites (http://www.johnmccain.com and http://www.barackobama.com) about these issues: Economy, Education, Energy, Foreign Policy, Health Care, Iraq, and Technology. I computed the total number of words devoted to these issues, as well as a mean word count across the 7 issues. For the Obama site, I counted only the PDF policy paper and not the site, so the actual word count is quite a bit higher. The content is redundant from the main policy paper, so it’s unfair to include the summary page in the word count. Lastly, I counted the total number of issues discussed on each campaign site.

RESULTS

Economy:
McCain: 5,669
Obama: 6,767

Education:
McCain: 1,945
Obama: 8,983

Energy:
McCain: 1,997
Obama: 4,639

Foreign Policy:
McCain: 3,025 (McCain calls Foreign Policy “National Security.”)
Obama: 10,922

Health Care:
McCain: 1,388
Obama: 6,839

Iraq:
McCain: 1,433
Obama: 1,395

Technology:
McCain: 4,518
Obama: 5,320

Sum / Mean:
McCain: 19,975 / 2,854
Obama: 44,865 / 6,409
The difference between these means is statistically significant, t(12) = -2.69, p = .02.

Total Issues Addressed:
McCain: 18 (12 of which are accessible from the main menu)
Obama: 30 (24 of which are accessible from the main menu)

Word Count Graph
McCain is red and Obama is blue.

DISCUSSION
From these results, the McCain has roughly half the content as the Obama campagin on comparable issues and 12 fewer issues touched upon. Though quantity does not equal quality and this brief descriptive study doesn’t purport to measure quality or thoroughness of position, it is more far more likely to throughly cover an issue with more words than fewer. The McCain site does not provide dedicated policy papers for any issue beside the economy; the policy positions are offered in a few sentences per heading on the issue page. The Obama site offers dedicated policy papers in PDF format for most issues, including “Additional Issues” such as the arts (919 words). These six additional issues are in addition to the 24 that are accessible from the main site menu. Furthermore, the Obama policy papers often feature references, with which the McCain campaign’s sole policy paper (The Economic Plan) does not bother. It definitely appears from this narrow study that the Obama campaign is putting it’s money where it’s mouth is in respect to making this a campaign about the issues. I only wish McCain’s campaign would step up and honestly debate Obama on the issues or at the very least let the American public know where he stands on a broader swathe of issues.

(This post is 545 words. It would be under the limit for a symposium at SIOP, but the statistics are probably skimpy.)

Os Mutantes: Parody or Tribute?

Os MutantesIn honor (or despite of) McDonald’s use of “A Minha Menina” in a Olympics commercial, I wanted to share some thoughts about Os Mutantes. Despite being championed by Beck and David Byrne Os Mutantes are still relatively little known, so exposure in a commercial is a good thing. Even those hip to the band don’t know much beyond their eponymous first album, from which “A Minha Menina” was taken. This may well be their best album, but the subsequent 3 albums are almost its equal. In particular, I want to mention their fourth album, Mutantes E Seus Cometas No País Do Baurets.

I have not seen any critic make the following important observation about the album: it functions simultaneously as brilliant parody and loving tribute, all while being great music on it’s own terms. The album achieves a similar end as The Flight of the Conchords, (maybe) sans the hilarious lyrics. Just as the Conchords lovingly send up various genres, so did the Mutantes decades prior. As I don’t know Portuguese, I am only able to pick up musical parody, rather than lyrical. Musical parody is an important dimension of The Flight of the Conchords, without which the lyrics would not be as funny or successful.

From the opening track, which echoes British Invasion live recordings (e.g., The Kinks’ Live at Kelvin Hall) that have screaming girls as a featured instrument often overtaking the band. Then there is “Cantor de Mambo,” which sounds like a Santana song off Abraxas, right down to the perfect parody/emulation of a Satana guitar solo. Or “Balada Do Louco” which is a perfect McCartney ballad sung in Portuguese.

Often times, the tribute sounds loving as in the Santana-esque tune, but it often turns a bit wicked. Take “Balada Do Louco,” which erupts with obtrusive and obnoxious Wings-esque synthesizer (as over powering and pointless as Linda’s worst) or ends with a parody of the Beatles’ Indian experiments. Then there is “A Hora E A Vez Do Cabelo Nascer” which mimics Page’s power chords and Plant’s vocals perfectly, but skewer Zeppelin with seemingly endless false endings and veer into the ridiculous with a hacking cough mixed with the singing. Last but not least is the epic “Mutantes E Seus Cometas No País Do Baurets” that sends up British jazzy prog rock bands like The Soft Machine or post-Syd (but pre-Darkside) Pink Floyd. You can hear an even more bizzarro Robert Wyatt channeled in the scatting mid-track. To add to the experimental soundscape excesses of the song, the song ends with a proggy jam on “Powerhouse.”

The Mutantes were very affectionate in their emulation of British bands of the 60s and 70s (see their almost cover the Stones’ “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” on A Divina Comédia Ou Ando Meio Desligado’s “Haleluia”), but this album balances brilliantly between tribute and parody of the excesses and/or genre conventions. The songs would not work if they weren’t strong on their own right (as are the Conchords’) or the bands instrumental and vocal prowess. It’s hard enough to mimic Macca or Plant in English let alone Porteguese. There are certainly more tributes/parodies lurking in this album that aren’t apparent to my musical experience. For any rock music dork, this is a treasure trove.

Good design

Many architects and designers, when talked down from the theoretical towers of “sculptural forms” and “floating volumes” and made to speak of their craft in humbler terms, are apt to use a phrase as naive as it is loaded: “good design.” It suggests such an apparent universality that any of us should be able to spot it. But implicit in “good design” is a system of values, aesthetics, and objects that demonstrate that the seemingly innocuous little term is anything but. Nowhere is the idiom as alive and well is in the realm of modern design, which wants to suggest–formally, stylistically, and most importantly, commercially–that the two might just be synonymous.

from the opening paragraph to a wonderful essay by Aaron Britt in the current issue of Dwell

Old Politicians never die

;they only get forwarded…

I was curious about what happens to old political websites when the candidate has not been running for several years. All of the 2008 candidates still have active sites because it’s too soon, but what of the 2004 candidates?

www.howarddean.com forwards to the wikipedia page about Howard Dean. Much easier than maintaining a page!

www.wesleyclark.com forwards to a strange site called “Common Nonsense.” However, www.clark04.com is still an active page.

www.denniskucinich.com oddly goes to a 2004 page, not page for his more recent bid for president.

Strangest of all, www.johnkerry.com goes nowhere. I guess it’s fitting…

Some Free Jazz…

The Aesthetics of Brewing

90 Shilling
Odell Logo
Fort Collins is a town that loves it’s beer. With at least 5 breweries in town, we do not drink Coors (stop asking!). I have to give a shout out to Odell Brewing Co. for it’s design. Their logo is fantastic (see right) and so are it’s label designs (see left). Not only do they have a very talented brewmaster (“Bobby”, their small batch Kolsch, is fantastic!), but so is their artist. They have a consistent design across their line, yet each label reflects the name and character of the individual beer. They would have a very nice website as well, if it rendered correctly in Safari; so use a Mozilla browser to visit their site.

This really happened…

at my high school. This explains any grammatical or spelling mistakes; I had teachers like this. Yes, I did have “Crapo” in high school. This is not exaggeration. Names have been changed to protect the guilty.

I present for your enjoyment a brief vignette of high school English class, in dramatic form:

SCENE: A classroom. Students are reading a great piece of literature.

BILLY: Hey, this story we’re reading kinda has parallels to the story of David and Goliath. Is that intentional?
CRAPO: Um, I doubt it.
BILLY: Well, [Lists a bunch of specific reasons].
CRAPO: Well, lemme call Muchiniski.
MUCHINISKI [over the phone]: Um, I’m teaching now, talk later. [Hangs up]
CRAPO: Huh. Billy, you and um… Beth, go over there and ask him.

SCENE: Another classroom.

MUCHINISKI [to BILLY and BETH]: Tell her that if she’s going to be an english teacher, she should read one of history’s most important books, the bible. Tell her that.
BILLY and JANE: Um…
MUCHINISKI: Just tell her to call me.

SCENE: First classroom.

CRAPO [on the phone] Oh. huh. um… ok.
CRAPO [to class]: He said I should, um, read the Bible. HAHA, isn’t that cute?
JAMES [who's apparently a vocal atheist, whom CRAPO really respects, her golden boy for the year]: Uh, yeah, even i’ve read the bible.
CRAPO: [Flushes]
JAMES: Mrs. Crapo, you can borrow mine.

UPDATE: The names were changed to be more interesting, but still protect the guilty.

Lineages

I was thinking about the progression from exponent to godfather to grandfather status in a movement (literary, musical, etc.). It seems fuzzy when someone goes from an “Exponent” (a more gender neutral term for “Father”) to a “Godfather” (no gender neutral term, maybe “Elder Statesperson?”) to potentially “Grandfather” (“Grandparent”) of a movement. To help clarify my thoughts, I made the progression in pictorial form, using Lou Reed’s relationship to punk rock as a subject. In the Velvet Underground he was a Father of Punk (sort of, but not really). Then in the 70s (Transformer era) he was more in Godfather stage. Now he could be called a Grandfather of punk because many generations have bore his influence. Any Velvet Underground-related lineage has to include my personal favorite Velvet: John Cale. He had more active engagement with early punk, in that he played regularly at CBGB (cf. “Sabotage!/Live”), but he was always slightly off and on the fringes of punk. Thus, he’s the crazy uncle that you love because of his eccentricities, not despite.

To quote Kevin Barnes: “But no matter how hard you try / you’ll never be as weird as Uncle Alice.”

Punk Lineage

Solutions for Problems

The Top Ten Solutions to the World’s Biggest Problems

“…we get just nine cents of value for every dollar spent trying to stop terrorists.” Contrast with: “Correcting these mirconutrient deficits would cost $286 million per year.” The U.S. could have fixed this many times over considering that the Iraq war costs about $100,000 per minute. Just about 2 days…